Mel B. Explains Her Bid For Riches
Eddie is so screwed. So Scary Spice and her crone attorney held a press conference. Which is the way you want to go to embarrass a dude into forking over wads of cash. But I don’t think Eddie embarrasses that easily. He was caught with a ladydude in his car, and explained it away as giving her a ride because she had a flat or something. Surprisingly Eddie doesn’t normally run a taxi service for trans women and hasn’t started one to back that story up. Anyway, Mel B. ran to the press with this little ditty:
Brown, wearing a white dress, told the gathered reporters, “I am here for one reason and one reason only – her name is Angel. Angel is my baby and Eddie’s. She will always know that she was planned and wanted by both of us, but I want her to know that she has two parents who desire to be responsible for her during her life and who love her so much that they want to be a part of it.”
If you wanna be my windfall! Gloria Allred was much more of a hag about the whole thing, and snarled about how Ed hasn’t paid a cent yet he could afford to buy his new chick a large rock for their engagement. Speaking of that, has anyone checked under her hood yet? Did he meet that one “giving her a ride”?