Megan Fox Talks Toilets And Topless Photos In Allure

I know many of you enjoy just looking at Megan Fox, but I like when she talks creating entertaining fodder for the world. But it sounds like she’s feeling less entertaining and more irritated in the June issue of Allure (on sale May 25). Apparently she dropped 24 F-bombs.

What’s wrong, Megan?

For those of you done with the talking portion of this post, click through the gallery to see Megan’s many different looks in the outtakes of her recent and 2008 photo shoot for the magazine.

What’s wrong is something about toilets without cover and restaurant silverware. “Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air” she says. Okay. I’m guessing it then shoots out into the restaurant and onto her spoon, because she says “Putting my mouth where a million other mouths have been, just knowing all the bacteria that you carry in your mouth? Ucch!” Remind me to cancel lunch.

She’s also done being that “provocative interviewee” we’ve grown to love. “I was trying to be lighthearted and have a sense of humor,” she says “but I have no desire to express it, really, anymore, because I’ve always been fucked doing so.” Yeah, if you mention wanting to be with Angelina Jolie people are going to get stuck on that.

One reason she’s not so happy is those topless photographs that emerged from her filming Passion Play. “If I knew who took this picture, I would personally cause them harm–physical harm, I’m not a fucking reality-TV star that’s courting the paparazzi and wants my fucking picture taken all the time.”

That sucks, Megan….but can you tell me more about your theories of High School Musical?