Megan Fox Says The Dumbest Things: Part 2

June 24th, 2009 // 8 Comments

Ready for more awesomely ridiculous quotes from Megan Fox? You are? Good. Oh, and before I begin, let me just say, some may think she’s being amazing, and honest, and herself in these quotes. Sure, sure, I agree with those things. But please, actually read what she says, cause most of it is not highly intelligent.

So, recently Megan gave Esquire her summary of High School Musical, “Ok, well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it.” I knew there was somethig I missed during that movie. I must have had to pee during the part where all of this is revealed.

Going along with High School Musical, she said of Zac Efron, “Zac Efron is my obsession, we’re the same person. We’re not actually here, it’s like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it’s me, and you don’t know that. It’s one of the greatest mysteries of all time.” That’s one of the greatest mysteries of all time? Not Roswell? Not why Michael Bay keeps making films? You and ZEfron? Sure, sure.

Oh, and there’s the always great quotes that come from Megan Fox’s take on hygiene, “I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I
take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, ‘Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.’” I have an idea, why don’t you get those automatic toilet flushers installed in your house. That way, there will be no need to unclog a toilet after you forget to flush it after a bunch of times.

And finally, to end our happy times with Megan Fox, here’s what she said at the Golden Globes when asked how she felt about being around all these A-List celebs, “I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I’m scared.” Aww, Megan. I’m sorry you’re horrified. Why don’t you just focus on the sexual confidence that is oozing out of your pores. That might help.

Oh Megan, please, say more dumb things so that I have something to laugh about. Thank you!

Gallery Info: Megan Fox leaving the Jimmy Kimmel Show. 

By Sabba Rahbar
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  1. Lindz

    so many contradictions.

    “oh i’m so insecure to be around all these a-listers.”

    “i’m so confident it seeps out of me all over everyone else.”

    “i’m going to tell you i’m smart and don’t need to prove myself, so that i basically have a free pass to be an idiot and you’ll still think i’m secretly smart.”

    “i don’t want to just be a sex symbol.”

    “i’m going to do a bunch of photo-shoots/interviews/pressers with my tongue curled seductively out of my mouth and/or biting and sucking my thumb. you know, to fit with that whole not-a-sex-symbol thing.”

    ARG! maybe she’ll go away soon?

    i liked her in the first transformers. why did she have to go on and be such a flaming idiot?

  2. Danielle

    Yes, Lindz. Yes!

  3. hahaha

    God i hate stupid untalented plastic surgery looking girls

  4. shardy

    she, and her “words” for than validates
    the theory that some pretty faces are meant
    to be seen – - – and NOT heard

  5. Mia

    Holly Crap…What a Fruit-Loop !!!!
    I find myself cringing now when she speaks and am embaressed for her after the ramble of useless information.

    **Hey…is anyone else weirded out by her strange ‘Clubbed Thumbs’ ?**

  6. T-Bone

    There are a couple of truths, it seems, in all this crazy dialogue, 1) she is painfully insecure, and 2) she has a few gender identity issues.

  7. Jen

    These quotes are ancient.
    Sounds like haters.

  8. Luke

    Oh, these are painfully wicked. What a dumb broad…the thing is, in a matter of years, those looks will be wrinkled > or worse yet, she’ll be collagened and pinned back and plumped up in an effort to “maintain” her looks…because let’s face it, folks…that’s all this chick has.

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