Ready for more awesomely ridiculous quotes from Megan Fox? You are? Good. Oh, and before I begin, let me just say, some may think she’s being amazing, and honest, and herself in these quotes. Sure, sure, I agree with those things. But please, actually read what she says, cause most of it is not highly intelligent.
So, recently Megan gave Esquire her summary of High School Musical, “Ok, well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it.” I knew there was somethig I missed during that movie. I must have had to pee during the part where all of this is revealed.
Going along with High School Musical, she said of Zac Efron, “Zac Efron is my obsession, we’re the same person. We’re not actually here, it’s like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it’s me, and you don’t know that. It’s one of the greatest mysteries of all time.” That’s one of the greatest mysteries of all time? Not Roswell? Not why Michael Bay keeps making films? You and ZEfron? Sure, sure.
Oh, and there’s the always great quotes that come from Megan Fox’s take on hygiene, “I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I
take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, ‘Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.’” I have an idea, why don’t you get those automatic toilet flushers installed in your house. That way, there will be no need to unclog a toilet after you forget to flush it after a bunch of times.
And finally, to end our happy times with Megan Fox, here’s what she said at the Golden Globes when asked how she felt about being around all these A-List celebs, “I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I’m scared.” Aww, Megan. I’m sorry you’re horrified. Why don’t you just focus on the sexual confidence that is oozing out of your pores. That might help.
Oh Megan, please, say more dumb things so that I have something to laugh about. Thank you!
Gallery Info: Megan Fox leaving the Jimmy Kimmel Show.