Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Give Their Newborn Son A Weird Name

February 20th, 2014 // 1 Comment
Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards

After they named their first son Noah, I had high hopes for Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green.

Maybe they’d be normal parents after all. Maybe they were happy being a regular family. Maybe they wouldn’t give their kids weird names. Sadly, the latter thought was all for naught.

After giving birth last week, we’ve finally found out what Megan and Brian named their new son. Drum roll please…Bodhi Ransom Green

Now, I don’t have much against the named Bodhi. Sure I think he’s on the weird side, but fine. What really throws me for a loop is Ransom as a middle name. Why Ransom? Why would you want a Mel Gibson movie about child abductionas your son’s middle name?

At least Noah has a normal middle name. His full name is Noah Shannon Green. Sure, Shannon has become mostly a girl’s name, but it’s also Jared Leto‘s brother’s name, and that’s pretty cool.

Well folks, what do you think of Bodhi Ransom Green? I just can’t get into it. But let’s wait and see what he looks like. Leave us your thoughts in the comments below!

By Sabba Rahbar
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  1. Adolf Hitler

    I would like to meet you, you are one big piece of judgmental shit.

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