Meg White’s Indie But She Ain’t THAT Indie

I know, I know. She’s major label now, but what I mean is she might be all alternative and posing as Jack’s sister and not his ex-wife and be all Detroit Rock City but that doesn’t mean she’s passing out beaver shots. Meg White’s representation is refuting claims that there’s some naughty clips of her floating around on the Intraweb.

Meg’s rep tells TMZ, “Some people have a very twisted sense of humor and this prank is in particularly bad taste. The tape circulating on the Internet as featuring Meg White is fake. It’s definitely not Meg.”

You can’t be a pimp and a prostitute, too! This was an interesting story because she didn’t seem like the type, and it dovetailed with her cancelling shows due to her “anxiety problem”. Apparently, it had nothing to do with porn. Maybe she saw some recent pics of Courtney and is worried for her alternative rock sex symbol future. “I could end up looking like THAT?!?!”