Meet Your New Stepmonster: Britney Spears

August 11th, 2004 // 9 Comments
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Who would you want to raise you? The scary people (would you put your fucking baseball cap on straight – you’re not a rapper or from the hood) above you, or the loving mother pictured below.

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By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. That’s so hilarious…”stepmonster”! And the picture almost looks as if she’s more concerned with making sure the photographer’s “getting her good side” – doesn’t seem to be much attention being paid to the child. This is all pretty unfortunate.

  2. Manhattan Guy

    What’s the hurry?

    Is she that determined to be a divorced (Kevin WILL take half), single-mom, with no recording career by 28?

  3. L

    What’s with Kevin’s pants also? Did he accidently buy the wrong size?

    Briney’s boobs are always a nice touch in family pics too…

    Hate to say it but that kids is UGLY… that little girl, she’s going to have some nasty complexs growing up.

  4. L

    What’s with Kevin’s pants also? Did he accidently buy the wrong size?

    Briney’s boobs are always a nice touch in family pics too…

    Hate to say it but that kids is UGLY… that little girl, she’s going to have some nasty complexs growing up.

  5. K.T.

    I totally agree…that kid is nasty looking. Well so is he. His stupid shoes, dumb ass wife beater, crooked hat, and pants hanging half-off his ass. Lord.

  6. fas

    How dare you call those children ugly! They are beautiful because they are clean and happy. That’s what makes children beautiful. Not blond hair and blue eyes! Get a grip and some tact!

  7. Margo

    Those are beautiful children. Don’t attack them say something nasty about the adults. Like Kevin is not someone I would bring home to meet momma!
    Britney is just sad and looking for love in the all the wrong places!! And Shar Jackson seems to be nothing but a baby machine. I don’t doubt that she loves her children but maybe she should have waited until she got married!!!

  8. shelena

    i think that shar and kevin were having some problems and instead of dealing with them,they decided to take the easy way out.But,one thing is for sure.she gave birth to his kids and I feel that they have a bond that has connected them for life.Even though he is now married to britney,it doesn’t change the fact that shar and kevin have feelings for each other.There is no way that you can be in a rlationship with someone that long,have children with this person and then be able to completely turn off your feelings for that person and indulge into another person without having some kind of spark still inside you for the person that you once had a relationship with.Shar is the mother of his children and I believe that somewhere down the line he is going to miss what he had with her and he will want her back.Like they say: you don’t miss the water until the well runs dry.The darker the berry the sweeter the juice.Obviuously the juice was pretty sweet to him.He produced 2 children with her.not only that,he did have a job when he was with her.So, you tell me who he respects the most.Britney is just a quick thrill.Once the lust wears thin,he will be searching for shar.

  9. marrying britney spears is a lot more than just lust- its a financial, career, and fame boost

    if hes smart hell hang on to her for as long as he can-

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