John Mayer is Jessica Simpson’s Knight in Blogging Armor

January 16th, 2008 // 10 Comments

We know this picture is old–we were just reminiscing on the dark sunglasses, and loose curls that defined the relationship of Jessica Simpson and John Mayer. These days, John Mayer is blogging for good not evil, using his website to defend his ex, Jessica, from rabid Dallas Cowboys fans believing her to be quarterback Tony Romo’s jinx.

Mayer posted a blog post with the title, “Don’t Ex With Texas,” addressing Dallas Cowboy fans and telling them that they shouldn’t be so hard on Jess, emphasizing that “that girl loves Texas more than you know,” and asking that them not to “try and take that away from her.”

Now, I’m usually one to give John Mayer the benefit of the doubt, but it actually seemed like he was trying to do something nice for his ex-girlfriend…or worm his way back into her very tight-fitting pants now that he’s single again. I’ll let you decide.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

By Lisa Timmons
  1. sandy

    I can’t believe Jessi died her gorgeous blonde hair for this twerp. He’s just stuck on Jenniefer Love.

  2. sandy

    I can’t believe Jessi died her gorgeous blonde hair for this twerp. He’s just stuck on Jennifer Love.

  3. DruNken LauRen

    shooot, I got a place for his worm to go …
    dang i want to tap that ass.

  4. DruNken LauRen

    shooot, I got a place for his worm to go …
    dang i want to tap that ass.

  5. Taylor

    I’m glad he feels the need to defend her to us Dallasites, but we don’t blame her for the loss. We just don’t really care for her, wish she didn’t hail from here and wish she would leave town. Her and her skeevy daddy!

  6. Alexis

    Why didn’t he ever comment on their relationship in such an overt manner while they still had one? Dude, let Romo stick up for his own woman, while you stick to covering Justin Timberlake songs. The ex-boyfriend/c*ckblocker move is not cool.

  7. S_M_G

    I think it’s romantic :-)

  8. Esther Greenwood

    He’s totally looking to get back into her pants.

    And ditto to Taylor. We don’t blame her; we just resent her and her affiliation with Texas.

  9. Jessica is such a loser.

  10. Derek Sandoval

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