Maxim Calls Sanjaya a Girl

Maxim has named Sanjaya their “Girl of the Day,” dubbing him “Sanjina” and describing him as an “androgynous American Idol stowaway.” Whatevs. I’m so over everyone getting excited over the whole Sanjaya debacle. Personally, I stop watching the minute the freaks get weeded off the show and snap back into focus once either Kelly Clarkson or a “Dreamgirl” emerges from the fray.

I have to admit, though, that I did enjoy Maxim’s description of a “ponyhawk” as “a hair-novation destined to tickle your underarm as you noogie hordes of copycat hipsters.”