‘The Hills’ Tell Lies

Oh Audrina Patridge. Enjoy your fifteen minutes because unless you become nefarious like Heidi and Spencer, you’re probably not long for this world. And by “this world” I mean being gossip-worthy.

The star of The Hills chatted with E! News at the Maxim Hot 100 Party, revealing that despite her on-air difficulties with buddy Lauren Conrad, the two are still living together. However, she was less forthcoming when pressed with questions about whether or not her boobs have been enhanced. The brunette with the glassy eyes responded, “Leave my boobs alone!” Hmm, only if you promise to, Audrina.

In casey you have any doubts as to whether or not the 23-year-old has fiddled with her figure, click here. I’m no breast expert, but I’m pretty sure the presence of ripples in your cleavage and/or side boob is fairly suspicious.

Meanwhile, ewww, Tila Tequila and Joe Francis. That’s a whole lotta nasty combined. Are they competing against Kat von D and Nikki Sixx for grossest couple on the red carpet? Because it’s not fair, since I’ll never be able to choose.

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20 more photos from the Maxim 100 Party featuring Lauren Conrad, Lo Bosworth, Amanda Bynes, Travis Barker, Audrina Patridge, Steve-O, Stacey Keibler, B.J. Novak, Nikki Sixx, Kat Von D, Laura Prepon, Tila Tequila, Rebecca Mader, Ian Ziering, Evan Ross, will.i.am, J.C. Chasez, Wilmer Valderrama, Bai Ling and Amanda Bynes are after the jump.

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