Matthew McConaughey Is A Feminist

June 13th, 2007 // 4 Comments

Wield that power, Matty! Matthew McConaughey told female extras on the set of his latest flick to lose the tops and they’d get paid more . Being Hollywood, bitches knew they studied at the Actor’s Studio for that very purpose. Once the jugs were apparent, Matty then told them they had to make out with each other. Didn’t he play this creep version of himself on “Sex and the City”?

With the female extras in all their bare-bosomed glory, Matt then requested girl-on-girl action for the scene. Sources tell TMZ that his request was not met with any complaints and only one extra left the set.

Matthew then began circling the female extras and throwing dollar bills at them as they competed in a eat a hot dog on a string contest while wearing high heels or whatever ill fantasy this man’s man could come up with next.


By J. Harvey

  1. Candy Apple

    I only take my top off for men whose arms aren’t stumpy.

  2. R

    Ha-Ha… Matthew’s stumpy arms. He’s got short arm muscles or something. “The Rock” has big arms, but his look long and lean.

    Matthew was born with a handsome face, but he certainly didn’t get the body of Brad Pitt. Still, I have to give the guy credit for taking his “awkward” body type and making it better by working out. He looks better than he did before his transformation. He used to look like a sick chicken.

  3. Elaine

    I’ll bet they were awfully surprised when they discovered that their alleged Matty McConaughey was actually RayRay, the local homeless guy. They shouldn’t be too embarassed, it happens all the time. Case in point: the latest installment of The Starter Wife.

    This guy and his “director” buddies are surprisingly masterful at cajoling young, unsuspecting fillies to brandish their boobies. Those cardboard boxes devised to look like cameras are remarkably realistic. Trust. I know this from personal experience. I began to catch on to the trickery after he asked me to give back the dollar bills he tucked in my underpants.

  4. stolidog

    he’s a H.O.M.O.
    why pretend any more?
    stumpy arms can only mean one thing, by the way…stumpy everything.

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