Marysol Patton’s Age-Appropriate Bikini Probably Won’t Draw ‘RHOM’ Ratings [PHOTOS]

February 20th, 2012 // 4 Comments

First off, I must applaud fish-lips Marysol Patton for wearing an age-appropriate bathing suit at the beach today.  

Somehow, The Real Housewives Of Miami managed to get its boring-ass series renewed for a second season.  Naturally, this news doesn’t come without a few casualties in the name of Miami’s most insufferable bitches, Larsa Pippa and Christy Rice.  Buh-bye.

Patton was definitely definitely asked back because of her mother, Elsa. Lea Black is old-Florida-lady-with-money-to-burn-kind-of-crazy, so naturally she’s bringing the noise and da funk back.  Adriana de Moura will make it back as well, for reasons unknown.  Alexia Echevarria will make an appearance every now and then due to personal matters, according to Entertainment Weekly.

Filming is underway for season two, but I can’t see how these casting changes will revive the franchise.  I’d rather sit through an O.C. marathon and watch Alexis Bellino live on local news than suffer through another season of Miami.

By Kelly Lynch

  1. radz1235

    this is horrific. just terrible. PLEASE do us all a favor and stay off the beach. The ON:Y house wife that is smokin’ HOT is CRISTY RICE and well everyone knows this (face and body). Larsa and Alexia have pretty faces BUT in a bikini stick to CRISTY or NOTHING please.

  2. bennyvilmer

    DITTO- Ms.Rice got NY Post 2011 Best Beach Bodies and very well deserved. if she is not coming back for real its def b/c she has way too much class for those bi@tches. sorry marysol stick to botox not modeling…. scarrryyyyy

  3. mrs.loren

    whats next- elsa in a bikini? oh please say this is not so. rhom gave up all its swag by not having larsa and chrisy. the other chicks are fame ho’s and boring.

  4. Carrie Berkowitz

    Crusty has legs like an overweight linebacker. At least you can see marysol was not posing and caught not posing . I think she looks amazing for a woman in her 40′s.

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