Mary-Louise Parker Dumps The Guy Katherine Heigl Killed on Grey’s Anatomy

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The New York Post reports that Mary Louise Parker, actress extraordinaire, has ended it with her latest guy because apparently he had a wandering eye. She’s already found someone new. Why? Because bitch rules.

It looks like Mary-Louise Parker has split from her “Weeds” co-star Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Page Six spotted Parker and Morgan last December looking very much together at Soho House, but they were seen arguing last week at Nobu Next Door. “She was trying to hold his hand and get his attention,” said our source. “But he was ogling a cute, petite blonde through the whole meal.” Parker seems to have already moved on. We spotted her locking lips Wednesday night with a dark-haired man at Lower East Side eatery Good World.

I have a soft spot for Mary Louise. Notably because she was hot as the closeted lesbian HIV chick in Boys on the Side (a cable favorite) AND she kicked ass in Angels in America and showed off her punanny. But the main reason why I like her is because that dogdick Billy Crudup dumped her ass in like the last month of her pregnancy with his baby for Angela Chase from My So-Called Life! Who does that? Satan? Billy Crudup is Satan! And Claire Danes is no catch. You can’t tell me My So-Called Life wasn’t her heyday. Anyway, Mary Louise bounced right the f*ck back and is raising her kid and apparently sleeping with half of NYC. Have at it, baby.