Mary-Kate Olsen Wants Immunity From The Feds…Maybe

Being the butt of some pedophile jokes is the least of Mary-Kate Olsen’s problems at the moment. No longer able to hide from the feds under that pile of clothes under which she likes to keep hidden, the tiny billionairess was rumored to be requesting immunity from prosecution should she cooperate with the government in its investigation into Heath Ledger’s death. Most specifically, she’s allegedly been requested to provide information about how Ledger obtained his drugs.

However, since then, MK’s lawyer released a statement to Star magazine saying, “We don’t know the source of the information being quoted in the media regarding the Government’s inquiry, but these descriptions are incomplete and inaccurate.”

Yeah, since the little waif could pay to have me and my entire family completely erased from existence, I think I’ll tread lightly here with the accusations.

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Being the butt of some pedophile jokes is the least of Mary-Kate Olsen’s
problems at the moment. No longer able to hide from the feds under that
pile of clothes under which she likes to keep hidden, the tiny
billionairess was rumored to be requesting immunity from prosecution
should she cooperate with the government in its investigation into Heath Ledger’s death. Most specifically, she’s allegedly been requested to provide information about how Ledger obtained his drugs.

However, since then, MK’s lawyer released a statement to Star magazine
saying, “We don’t know the source of the information being quoted in
the media regarding the Government’s inquiry, but these descriptions
are incomplete and inaccurate.”

Yeah, since the little waif could pay to have me and my entire family
completely erased from existence, I think I’ll tread lightly here with
the accusations.