Mary-Kate Olsen Needs Protection

April 26th, 2006 // 13 Comments

Oh, Mary-Kate. Don’t you realize how clever the paparazzi are? Unless you are completely surrounded by a moving tent, you’re going to be photographed.

That poor woman who has to hold the garment bag up to shield Mary-Kate, I feel sorry for her. That job must suck, however I’m sure “garment bag paparazzi shielder” will look great on a resume. Seeing this is Hollywood, I’m sure someday she’ll probably end up being someone’s agent.

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  1. Draya

    Is MK kidding with this? Nobody gives a crap about the Olsen twins, except for paedophiles!

  2. Fuhgeddabowdit

    Why not just put little Mary-Kate INTO the garment bag, and kill two bird with one stone?

  3. Demure

    Why not just put little Mary-Kate INTO the garment bag, and kill two birds with one stone?

  4. katie

    No one gives a poop about the Olsen twins. Their fame came from their work as toddlers and tweens. They chose to thrust themselves into the spotlight in the last few years with their odd pouty smiles and huge oversized bags. I laugh my ass off when they hide from the cameras. What the hell are they famous for these days? Nothing but being in photographed. Get over yourself MK.

  5. Girly Girl

    Protection from what? The fashion police? The food police?

  6. d.c.

    The twins need to hire a dragon and lion heads crew and parade with them under the covering costumes.. can’t you just imagine the ruckus, notice and mayhem we’d suffer for a starbuck’s run..? hee hee

  7. d.c.

    The twins need to hire a dragon and lion heads crew and parade with them under the covering costumes.. can’t you just imagine the ruckus, notice and mayhem we’d suffer for a starbuck’s run..? hee hee

    http://www.atowngraphics.com/exploringct/5.html

  8. d.c.

    The twins need to hire a dragon and lion heads crew and parade with them under the covering costumes.. can’t you just imagine the ruckus, notice and mayhem we’d suffer for a starbuck’s run..? hee hee

    http://www.atowngraphics.com/exploringct/5.html

  9. Girly Girl

    dc,

    I’m going to chalk the triple post up to some literary form of Tourette’s, okay? But chill the hell out… you are replying to a picture of Mary Kate Olson for christ’s sake.

  10. Kris

    She’s just another neurotic has-been playing with the paps. y a w n

  11. Len

    These pathetic underdeveloped twins are hell-bent on convincing the public their ‘legends’ of some kind and that someone actually wants to touch their disgusting boney bodies.

    MK doesn’t need bodyguards, she needs a pacifier.
    wah waaaah waaaaaaahhh

  12. They could have covered her up with a tube sock.

  13. JP

    Wait…Who’s MaryKate?

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