Mary-Kate Olsen Frolicks

Mary-Kate smokes and drinks a big glass-o-wine (she enjoys big beverages and big men).

Mary-Kate fails at her attempt to show off her amazing upper body strength. The story continues after the jump.

Mary-Kate plays with an adorable puppy.

Mary-Kate begins hallucinating after downing her psychotropic-drug-laced wine, and begins chasing the puppy that she believes has morphed into herself as a baby.

To calm herself down, Mary-Kate smokes some more.

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