Mary Kate Olsen Channels Her Inner Michael Jackson

May 22nd, 2006 // 9 Comments
By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. tired_girl

    She reminds me of a spider…or a monkey…or better yet, a spider monkey.
    She looks absolutely absurd when trying to hide from the camera. Get over yourself. Please.

  2. Small Fry

    What’s absolutely absurd are the outfits she wears. You’re worth millions……hire a freakin sensible sylist already. Your fashion sense blows!

  3. Kris

    pigeon-toed, no less.

  4. las

    Same here, tiredgirl. Long skinny arms, tiny body, tiny head.

    Main difference is that spider monkeys don’t dress in stuff Goodwill was embarrassed to take!

  5. pook

    one things that i will never get:
    why is it that when Sienna miller wears things like that she’s “hot”, “chic” and “fashionable” but when mary kate does its considered ugly?
    i think they both dress badly but they have the exdact same style so why do we praise one and laugh at the other?

  6. doofus

    obviously pook, you haven’t been reading this blog for very long…

    we here ALSO make fun of Sienna Miller’s fashion choices. :)

    and I agree, they both look ridiculous.

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  8. *sar

    I think she’s hott. pass the tray, please!

  9. Miss Laura

    We know you are skinny, darling. No need to wear jeans that show off your chicken legs.

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