Mary Kate Olsen is a Reported Cocaine Addict

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If it’s in Star Magazine it must be true.

Nothing is ever as it seems. While I do feel some sympathy for the teen tyke in her struggle with anorexia, there is no sympathy for being a Coke freak! That’s so ’80’s. She looses points with all the hipsters (if she had any anyway). Why not Heroin, or Special K, Crystal, or GHB? She’ll never star in an indie film after this. Although, maybe Ashley will play Mary Kate in the Lifetime Movie version – The Adventures of Mary Kate Olsen: The Case of the Anorexic Coke Addict.

Defamer ran a photo of what the “original cover” was supposed to be. Also, take a look at the $14,000/month Soho loft that the Olsen Twins were thinking about renting, until their lease was withdrawn [via Curbed].

For continued laughs, please read the comments (it’s up to 62 hilarious comments) to my original posting on Mary Kate. If these girls are the future of our country, I’m headed to Europe. Although, I now know why the Olsen Twins are mulitmillionaires.

Some tasty samples from the youth of America:

who r you to say that its not true and another reason people who come to this site and know this is all a stupid scam she loves her sister so much and supposebly wut u say she did eating all her food could kill mk and ashley loves her sister and she would never do that.and you must be jealous cause you r the uglyest person alive and obviously dont know them like there best friend does (posted by friend)

WHAT THE HECK???mary-kate only did that because of presure and…. how could ashley , why would ashley steal mary-kates food?if you look at all their pictures together, they are so close and ashley would never do that to someone expesily her sis. why dont you talk about your self instead of mary-kate and ashley???just shut u with all this crap your sayin !!!!!!!!!!!!!and everyone knows that picture is fake!!!casue i ahve the same picture and ashley aint fat like you say she is!!! (posted by posted by KW what the heck? shut up!!!!)

Let the clueless reign!

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