Mary Kate Aspirations, Edie Falco Wins, and NY Post Sees Dead People

> Mary Kate Olsen Wants To Be a Chef
Isn’t it ironic? [IE]
> Edie Falco Beats Breast Cancer
Congratulations Edie! I love the fact that we’re just finding about this now. [NYP]
> Kimora Lee Simmons & Hip Hop Justice
Russell is coming out with a new show. We want the video footage of Kimora in handcuffs.
> The New York Post Fucks Up Again
Apparently Brandon Tartikoff, the late husband of Lily Tartikoff, were spotted recently dining together at Mr. Chow. He died in 1997. [NYP] (And apparently Miu fucks up too. Originally I typed that he died in 1977.)
> Anna Nicole’s Fake Wardrobe Malfunction
When aren’t her tits spilling out of something? [PCJ]
> Is Madonna Having Marriage Woes?
At least twice a year this rumor keeps coming up. [MSNBC]