Mary J Blige Kicked Josh Groban’s Ass

Good! Someone had to! That big sissy has been murdering my senses for far too long now! The boyfriend thinks he’s hot shit and all angelic-voiced but I think I’d rather listen to Paris Hilton without studio effects than that caterwauling and vocal gymnastic show-off bullshit. Ms. J. Bligh (looking tremendous here) has kicked Groban’s lanky ass off the top of the Billboard pop charts. Her new album, “Growing Pains”, has taken the #1 spot over. Groban was on there for five torturous weeks. This is Mary’s fourth time topping the charts. She’s “the queen of hip-hop soul” for a reason! Doesn’t she seem like someone who takes no bullshit and would give you good advice on how to deal with life? I bet she has something to say on men, money, and family. And it would all come from the heart. “No More Drama” indeed, she’s lived through it! We love you, Mary! And don’t even get me started about when she’s throwing shrimp in that “Family Affair” video. Glamour!

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