Mary-Kate Olsen Not Smuggling A Miniscule Baby In Her Womb

December 4th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

Responding to a National Enquirer report, a rep for the 22-year-old mogul Mary-Kate Olsen is slamming the rumor that she is with child.

Nicole Caruso told E! News Online on behalf of her client, “Mary-Kate is absolutely not pregnant.” But she is dating, as you can see from these pictures of her out with her boyfriend Nate Lowman in Miami. Bow-chica-bow-bow!

Couldn’t you just imagine a little embryo floating around on a sea of lattes in there? Oh wait, that wouldn’t work. How would it keep its cigarette dry? Biology is complicated!

Click on any pictures of Mary-Kate Olsen and her boyfriend Nate Lowman.


Responding to a National Enquirer report, a rep for the 22-year-old mogul Mary-Kate Olsen is slamming the rumor that she is with child.Nicole Caruso told E! News Online
on behalf of her client, “Mary-Kate is absolutely not pregnant.” But
she is dating, as you can see from these pictures of her out with her
boyfriend Nate Lowman in Miami. Bow-chica-bow-bow!Couldn’t
you just imagine a little embryo floating around on a sea of lattes in
there? Oh wait, that wouldn’t work. How would it keep its cigarette
dry? Biology is complicated

By Lisa Timmons
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