Martha Stewart Would Not Have Made It As A Stripper

Okay, here’s an image I could have gone my whole life without seeing. 68 year old Martha Stewart (holy crap, she’s 68? She may be stiff, but she looks good for senior citizen) and the buttoned-up homemaker and TV hostess had Sheila Kelly, the strip workout guru, on her show yesterday and the stiff gal got on the pole. She looks like one of those kids on the subway that twirl around the car poles not realizing that it seriously creeps adults out. And the part  where she is supposed to be swirling her hips looks like a washboard trying to bend.

I bet Rachel Ray is having a good laugh. Maybe you bake better biatch, but I bet Rachel can swing better than a 5th grader.