Martha Stewart: Trial Day One

January 27th, 2004 // 6 Comments

What does Martha do before trial. She goes and gets her hair ($65.00) and makeup ($120.00) done.

Day one of Martha’s trial. She needs to work on softening up her look in court. She has a propensity to frown. I’m not saying that she smile like Tom Cruise was when Nicole Kidman read off his Best Actor nomination (wasn’t that strange), but how about giving us maybe half a smile. She needs to make more eye contact with the jury, so the feel something from her. Or maybe just give them a well timed tear.

Barbara Walters was there, but not in soft focus. It was a little jarring. Martha’s mother was also there to lend her support (I wonder how much Martha had to pay her). She looked ancient.

Who will be the celebrity guest tomorrow?

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. Martha paid about $119 too much for that makeup job. She looks like a corpse that’s just been made up for a viewing.

  2. Mark

    FREE MARTHA!

  3. She wasted her money. I mean, look at that hair… and like, what make up?

  4. HA!

    Oh, get off her proper a**….this is all so old, and Im ready for her story to be over with. Quit freaking out because someone you thought was a goody, goody…did a naughty, naughty!

  5. naomi

    I like Martha Stewart’s hair and color! What salon does her hair?

  6. When I see martha behind bars I will be a complete person.

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