Martha And Alexis Stewart Respond To Donald Trump

Brace yourselves people, this feud going to go on forever! Martha is not happy about Donald Trump’s tirade and “juvenile” behavior over her comments on the failure of her version of The Apprentice. What does Martha do? She takes it to the airwaves on her daughter Alexis’ Sirius Satellite radio show.

“He sent the letter to the press before he sent it to me,” groused Martha, appearing on daughter , “Whatever with Alexis and Jennifer.”

“A normal businessman doesn’t really behave this way,” Alexis concurred.

“Donald is not a normal businessman,” said Martha, speaking from her office. “Remember Donald was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.”

“Or up his a-,” sniped Alexis.

“He’s a spoiled brat,” agreed Martha.

Of course Donald couldn’t let the silver spoon up the ass comment go without notice.

Told where Alexis thought he might keep his silver spoon, he snapped: “Nice. What a crude statement. But then Alexis is used to making crude statements. Too bad she couldn’t put two words together on her mother’s show. She was terrible.”

Trump noted that Martha had vowed on her talk show that she didn’t want to talk about his letter anymore. “But Martha has a record of lying,” hissed Trump.

Once again, we find ourselves calling out to Oprah “The Healer” Winfrey, to help bring these two former friends back together. The blog Give me spirit fingers dammit!! has some revenge tips from Martha Living that she may want to employ in regards to her feud with Donald Trump. My favorite is the Hate bouquet.

Martha looks ready to bury hatchet – right in Donald [Rush & Molloy]
Deceptively simple revenge ideas from Martha Stewart Living [GMSFD!!]