Marry, Boff, Kill – The Glee Guys

November 15th, 2010 // 5 Comments

You know the drill. Marry, boff, kill. You have to pick who you would marry, who you would kill and who you would ‘boff’ – and that means have intercourse, bee tee dubs.

Your choices? Three of the Glee boys: Cory Monteith, Chord Overstreet and Mark Salling.

Let me know your choices in the comments and I’ll tell you mine!

By Justin Thompson
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  1. Given that I know very little about their real life personas, I think I might have to base most of it on their fictional tv characters. So based on that, I would marry Cory, boff Chord and kill Mark. Sorry Mark, but I have this weird feeling that your character is more fact than fiction. And Chord – jeezus, the abs.

  2. Lester

    Why no Harry Shum, Jr.? That’s the only one I’d marry OR boff.

  3. Marry: Can I put in a write-in vote for Kevin McHale? No? Okay then, Cory. He seems cool (based on his tweets, etc.)
    Boff: Chord. I don’t know anything about him except that he’s generally boring but ab-ulous.
    Kill: Mark, if only because he has the audacity to believe that people will already care about his mediocre solo material.

  4. marys

    Of course I’d marry Cory! he is very beautiful!!! and looks really cool! boff: Mark! humm … he’s very hot! And kill the Chord! is not as pretty or nice ..

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