Marry, Boff, Kill: Scraggly Men Edition

After John Mayer’s appearance at the Grammy Awards, people were saying, “He looks just like Johnny Depp.” Well, I think that’s giving him much more credit than he deserves. To me, he looked much more like a cleaner version of Jack White.

But regardless, it’s time to decide: marry, boff, kill. Who would ya marry, who would you kill and who would you just wanna do the horizontal mambo with?