Marry, Boff, Kill: Scraggly Men Edition

February 15th, 2011 // 1 Comment
johnny depp jack white john mayer

After John Mayer‘s appearance at the Grammy Awards, people were saying, “He looks just like Johnny Depp.” Well, I think that’s giving him much more credit than he deserves. To me, he looked much more like a cleaner version of Jack White.

But regardless, it’s time to decide: marry, boff, kill. Who would ya marry, who would you kill and who would you just wanna do the horizontal mambo with?

By Justin Thompson
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  1. Indigo

    Definitely marry White, boff Depp and KILL Mayer. :D

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