Mark Wahlberg: The Man, The Myth, and Comedian? 10 Quotes To Prove It [Photos]

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Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson in Miami filming.
Mark Wahlberg is no one trick pony: star of the biographical Film, Fighter, producer of the Golden Globe winning series, Entourage, and underwear model for Calvin Klein (a moment in his career I personally cherish and will remember FOREVER). Wahlberg is by all means not finished adding on to this list. He is returning to the big screen June 29th, teddy bear on one arm and Mila Kunis on the other. Ted, directed by Family Guy’s Seth MacFarlane, seems to be a promising comedy and Wahlberg, from the looks of the trailer, appears to be hilarious in it. Wahlberg’s tuff guy physique distracts at times from Wahlberg’s more humorous side, but trust me guys it’s there, and Ted will attest to this.

Because I know we can not all wait until June 29th for a dose of Walhberg’s sarcasm and wit, let’s take a moment to appreciate some comical quotes from the former rapper himself (did I forget to mention his brief rap career?). Launch the gallery to view rather funny quotes from the man himself, unscripted and all for your amusement-and his.