Mark-Paul Gosselaar Is Engaged. That Was Fast.

Mere months after his divorce from Lisa Ann Russell was finalized, Mark-Paul Gosselaar is engaged.  This time it’s to some leggy blonde named Catroina McGinn, an advertising executive who looks nothing like Kelly Kapowski.  According to People, MPG proposed last week with a 5 carat cushion-cut diamond from jeweler Neil Lane.

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He couldn’t wait to propose,” Lane told the mag. “He was so excited to have found the woman of his dreams.”

There goes my plan to marry Bayside’s top dog and hop on the road with Zack Attack.