Mario Lopez: A Vision In Oil

July 25th, 2008 // 3 Comments

The jazz-hands-loving gym bunny was recently honored by being inducted onto the Wall of Fame at Tony’s Di Napoli Restaurant in Times Square. To immortalize His Royal Dimpledness, a likeness of Mario Lopez was commissioned to be painted by artist Dan May.

See that group photo? Those are all the people he had sex with while he was dating Karina Smirnoff. Kidding! It’s the Chorus Line cast. But seriously, he totally banged them all.

Click any photo to view all 31 of Mario Lopez in the gallery!


The jazz-hands-loving gym bunny
was recently honored by being inducted onto the Wall of Fame at Tony’s
Di Napoli Restaurant in Times Square. To immortalize His Royal
Dimpledness, a likeness of Mario Lopez was commissioned to be painted by artist Dan May.

See that group photo? Those are all the people he had sex with while he was dating Karina Smirnoff. Kidding! It’s the Chorus Line cast. But seriously, he totally banged them all.Check out all 31 of Mario Lopez in the gallery!

By Lisa Timmons
  1. Kelly

    He looks SO greasy!

  2. tancred.s

    OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site “”"”"”"”"”C e l e b C u p i d.c o m”"”"”"”"”" ” last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!

  3. Jon C

    What’s with the fluorescent teeth? Oh, I forgot – it’s the LAW in America apparently…

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