It all started when Mariah said, “Um, no. We did not have hot, sweaty relations.” And then Eminem came out with a song on his album, “The Re-Up,” in which he basically said, “Um, bitch. I say you lie.” And now, it’s Mariah’s turn. From TMZ:
“Something is clearly askew with him,” she tells Playboy, “and I’m not quite sure what it is.”
And Mariah went on to add that it seeemd to her like Em just couldn’t get over her.
“I’m curious as to why he’s so obsessed with me.” (Uh, Mariah, you’re the one still talking about him.) Adds Mimi, “I never got an apology letter, by the way… then again, I wasn’t exactly searching my mailbox for it.”
Girl, just be happy you’re not somewhere in the trunk of that man’s car. I have a feeling that no amount of expensive weave, singing in various octaves and/or airbrushing could save you from that mess.