Mariah ‘Fluids’ Assistant

December 9th, 2005 // 9 Comments

We’ve always found drinking from a cup with a straw very challenging ourselves. Mariah found a way to cope with this difficult task, by having someone do it for her.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Gossip Guru

    I….Want…..to be HER!!!! I love how her assistant look like she wants to kill herself.

  2. j'talia.is.fierce

    1) “…and then i said, “honey, you’re soo fired”! *hardy har har* excuse me. water!”
    2)*sip*
    3)”look, got my nails done”

    good things dont last forever…

  3. King Smart Ian

    Isn’t that Holly Hunter?

  4. Cheesy

    It’s a good thing someone is handling the straw.

    Mariah might try to slip into it and make a fashion statement. God knows, half her dresses are about that big and she still puts them on.

  5. bunny

    She looks like she has Down’s Syndrome.

  6. JP Thrashya

    I wonder what the girl looks like that wipes her ass.

  7. Yeah, I was gonna ask who was working the other end too…

  8. Silasdog

    Damn, that cup handler should have an unfiltered cigarette hanging from her lips, and, I’ll bet she has jailhouse tattoos. Hmm, maybe she’s a bodyguard too. Bottom line, Carey is laugh our loud ridiculous.

  9. SMroxs

    Notice how this poor woman just looks beat down. I bet Mariah purposefully hires ugly people.

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