Mariah Carey Works For Herself

September 10th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Mariah Carey (seen here exiting a hotel during Fashion Week with husband Nick Cannon in jeans that are going to end up tripping her) 86-ed her manager Benny Medina and will now be managed by the Maroon Entertainment company. Which, by the way, is her. So Mariah’s kind of her own boss now or she’s bossing herself around. She’ll be making insane demands of herself. But who will she call in a crisis? Probably herself using the name of “Butterfly Mimsy” as an alias. Butterfly Mimsy’s advice will be to buy another unicorn and work out on the treadmill in highheels while petting the air with her fingers.

Medina reportedly got the axe because Mariah found out that he was “courting” former client Jennifer Lopez behind his back and you know she hates that bitch. Mariah denies reports that Medina is totally out of the picture.

“Press reports have not been accurate,” Carey said in a statement.
“Benny Medina and I will continue to work together on projects both
present and in the future.

He’s so a janitor at her butterfly stables. Yes, they need stables, they’re giant and Mariah rides them.

Check out all the photos of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon in the gallery.


Mariah Carey (seen here exiting a hotel during Fashion Week with husband Nick Cannon in jeans that are going to end up tripping her) 86-ed her manager Benny Medina
and will now be managed by the Maroon Entertainment company. Which, by
the way, is her. So Mariah’s kind of her own boss now or she’s bossing
herself around. She’ll be making insane demands of
herself. But who will she call in a crisis? Probably herself using the
name of “Butterfly Mimsy” as an alias. Butterfly Mimsy’s advice will be
to buy another unicorn and work out on the treadmill in highheels while
petting the air with her fingers.Medina reportedly got the axe because Mariah found out that he was “courting” former client Jennifer Lopez behind his back and you know she hates that bitch. Mariah denies reports that Medina is totally out of the picture.”Press reports have not been accurate,” Carey said in a statement.
“Benny Medina and I will continue to work together on projects both
present and in the future. He’s so a janitor at her butterfly stables. Yes, they need stables, they’re giant and Mariah rides them.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Lucifer

    Yes! Can u imagine the madness that will ensue? Remember ‘Glitter’ & that awful “Loverboy” song?

  2. misslala

    BUTTERFLY MIMSY! I LOVE IT! I literally choked on my food when I read that. Too funny!

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