Mariah Carey Thinks She’s Twelve

December 29th, 2005 // 12 Comments

Where do you think Mariah and her friends are? Aspen of course.

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. giant housewife

    She also thinks she is still skinny

  2. andrea

    is that a price tag on her jacket?

  3. masterBates

    Does she still have tig ol’ bitties? I loves the tig ol’ bitties.

  4. JustJunebug

    its not a price tag…its a ski lift ticket so you can ski.

  5. KittyLiterati

    Because Mariah is obviously ready to ski in her tight-ass mini skirt.
    Isn’t there some kind of endless Twilight Zone ski-lift she can get on and never be seen again?

  6. Silasdog

    As usual, she looks like a cartoon character. Why doesn’t someone have the guts to tell her she looks ridiculous? By the way, where’s the women who holds her sip cup?

  7. Jenra

    Is this woman seriously wearing a tinkerbell shirt?! Wow, that’s just sad! She should hook up with Michael Jackson since he thinks he’s Peter Pan!

  8. Bestdress

    Mariah looks silly but I still love her and she still has the #1 song. Who in the heck wears a skirt to ski in???

  9. lilruthlessplaya

    ay u bastards leave her alone your just all pisst because yall can’t look good and to you who said why is she wearing that tinkerbell shirt she needs to go with micheal jackson……well when your stupid ass wears a mickey shirt we don’t tell you to go to the damn mental institution ….go get lives and stop worrying about other people…face it shes better than you guys will ever be……

  10. OhMyGoddess

    Mariah, Mariah, Mariah!! Don’t dress like that at the Grammy Awards next month. I voted for you, Girlfriend. Fortunately I mailed my ballot in before I saw this! With all of those nominations, the top designers will BEG you to wear one of their dresses. Get 8 – one for each award! A hit album deserves a hit outfit, Mimi…..

  11. Christina

    Oh good god….

  12. CommentOne

    WTF? Seriously. She sort of looks like that big Asian woman on SNL.

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