Mariah Carey Refuses Alcohol, May Be Pregnant

November 26th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

Mariah Carey, fresh off the American Music Awards, appeared on the Ellen DeGeneres Show yesterday and was asked about her rumored pregnancy. But when Mariah responded with a non-committal “No, that’s OK [to
ask],” DeGeneres offered up a glass of champagne to celebrate the
nonnews.

“You don’t have to answer that. Let’s just toast with champagne,” Ellen said, at which point Mariah became flustered, insisting that 3
p.m. was too early for her to start drinking. Which is bullshit, because it’s never too early to start drinking. Unless you’re at a baptism, where apparently everyone’s just too goody-two-shoes to do twelve celebratory shots of Goldschlager before the ceremony. Well la-de-da. I guess the next time I get puke on my pants, I’ll just have to leave them on.

“I can’t believe you did this to me, Ellen,” laughed the Grammy winner, “This is peer pressure!” She then only pretended to sip the bubbly. But after Ellen then insisted that Mariah was in fact pregnant, Carey responded. “I didn’t say that. No, no, no. My mother would
be at home like, on the computer like, What are you talking about? We
will let you know when we’re going to have a family.”

Mariah should have totally called Ellen’s bluff and downed the whole bottle of champagne. That would’ve showed her. Would’ve showed her a deformed child in nine months too, but, you know, why spoil the joke.

Mariah Carey, fresh off the American Music Awards, appeared on the Ellen DeGeneres Show yesterday and was asked about her rumored pregnancy. But when Mariah responded with a non-committal “No, that’s OK [to
ask],” DeGeneres offered up a glass of champagne to celebrate the
nonnews.

“You don’t have to answer that. Let’s just toast with champagne,”
Ellen said, at which point Mariah became flustered, insisting that 3
p.m. was too early for her to start drinking. Which is bullshit,
because it’s never too early to start drinking.
Unless you’re at a baptism, where apparently everyone’s just too
goody-two-shoes to do twelve celebratory shots of Goldschlager before
the ceremony. Well la-de-da. I guess the next time I get puke on my pants, I’ll just have to leave them on.

“I
can’t believe you did this to me, Ellen,” laughed the Grammy winner,
“This is peer pressure!” She then only pretended to sip the bubbly. But
after Ellen then insisted that Mariah was in fact pregnant, Carey
responded. “I didn’t say that. No, no, no. My mother would
be at home like, on the computer like, What are you talking about? We
will let you know when we’re going to have a family.”

Mariah
should have totally called Ellen’s bluff and downed the whole bottle of
champagne. That would’ve showed her. Would’ve showed her a deformed
child in nine months too, but, you know, why spoil the joke.

asl

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