Mariah Carey: Courtesy Of Elle And Photoshop

Seriously, I don’t get how incredibly digitally-altered Mariah Carey consistently looks in these magazine shoots. She looks great in the paparazzi shots we see of her, but these pictures really are ridiculous. I don’t know why she didn’t just call the song “Retouch My Body.” Dammit, I bet someone’s already made that joke. Whatevs.

Mimi chatted with Elle in a divalicious interview that started with Mariah making the interviewer wait for her to finish getting her nails done. Loves it. She chatted about her relationship with Nick, how it’s real and they’re in love and all that jazz that you would expect.

Carey also talked about how she wants kids and how she thinks she’d raise them, “You have to take a backseat a little bit, and as someone in the public eye, you’re not used to doing that.” Yeah, no kidding. I can’t wait for her to pop out some babies. You just know that clouds of glitter and butterflies will explode out during delivery.


Seriously, I don’t get how incredibly digitally-altered Mariah Carey
consistently looks in these magazine shoots. She looks great in the paparazzi shots we see of her,
but these pictures really are ridiculous. I don’t know why she didn’t
just call the song “Retouch My Body.” Dammit, I bet someone’s already
made that joke. Whatevs.

Mimi chatted with Elle
in a divalicious interview that started with Mariah making the
interviewer wait for her to finish getting her nails done. Loves it.
She chatted about her relationship with Nick, how it’s real and they’re in love and all that jazz that you would expect.

Carey also talked about how she wants kids and how she thinks she’d
raise them, “You have to take a backseat a little bit, and as someone
in the public eye, you’re not used to doing that.” Yeah, no kidding. I
can’t wait for her to pop out some babies. You just know that clouds of
glitter and butterflies will explode out during delivery.