Mariah Carey Chooses Teens

August 5th, 2008 // 8 Comments

Here’s some footage of Mariah Carey and her slight muffin top entrancing the crowd at the Teen Choice Awards the other night.

Carey forgot that yellow and blue make green as she wore those colors in the form of shorty shorts and shorty shirt,

Mimi performed an amalgam of “Touch My Body” and “I’ll Be Lovin’ U Long Time.” Because there’s not enough racism in the world.

And check out those dancers. They’re like barely 12. Nick Cannon better keep a choke chain on his shifty wife!

Click any image to view all 25+ photos of Mariah Carey performing on the 2008 Teen Choice Awards in the gallery!


Here’s some footage of Mariah Carey and her slight muffin top entrancing the crowd at the Teen Choice Awards the other night.Carey forgot that yellow and blue make green as she wore those colors in the form of shorty shorts and shorty shirt,Mimi performed an amalgam of “Touch My Body” and “I’ll Be Lovin’ U Long Time.” Because there’s not enough racism in the world.And check out those dancers. They’re like barely 12. Nick Cannon better keep a choke chain on his shifty wife!Check out all 25+ photos of Mariah Carey performing on the 2008 Teen Choice Awards in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Chrissy

    J, slight muffin top?! Wish i had a muffin top like that. :-)

  2. Chiquitabanana

    bitch looks good for her Age…..Can’t hate….i actually liked that performance, for the first time Mariah didn’t look too awkward on stage…..

  3. T-Bone

    I see absolutely no muffin top whatsoever. She looks great and toned.

  4. audrey

    Yeah, Mimi’s got no muffin top here.

  5. say what?

    um, yeah…gotta go with the masses here…I see NO muffin top.

    don’t like her music but girl looks damn good.

  6. ojada

    Muffin top? Pleeezz! Girl is looking good. Anyone notice she’s wearing the same colors Nick wore when he presented her with 2005 award? A cute tribute to Nick.

  7. misslala

    Does no one else think she’s way too old to be dressing like this? She’s almost flipping 40! If I saw a woman that age (or maybe any age) dressed like that walking down the street I would think she was a hooker mom. I don’t care if she has a good body, she hasn’t had any class for a long time.

  8. T-Bone

    I totally agree, misslala — no class at all, but also no muffin top ;)

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