Mariah Carey Chooses Teens

Here’s some footage of Mariah Carey and her slight muffin top entrancing the crowd at the Teen Choice Awards the other night.

Carey forgot that yellow and blue make green as she wore those colors in the form of shorty shorts and shorty shirt,

Mimi performed an amalgam of “Touch My Body” and “I’ll Be Lovin’ U Long Time.” Because there’s not enough racism in the world.

And check out those dancers. They’re like barely 12. Nick Cannon better keep a choke chain on his shifty wife!

Click any image to view all 25+ photos of Mariah Carey performing on the 2008 Teen Choice Awards in the gallery!


Here’s some footage of Mariah Carey and her slight muffin top entrancing the crowd at the Teen Choice Awards the other night.Carey forgot that yellow and blue make green as she wore those colors in the form of shorty shorts and shorty shirt,Mimi performed an amalgam of “Touch My Body” and “I’ll Be Lovin’ U Long Time.” Because there’s not enough racism in the world.And check out those dancers. They’re like barely 12. Nick Cannon better keep a choke chain on his shifty wife!Check out all 25+ photos of Mariah Carey performing on the 2008 Teen Choice Awards in the gallery!