Mariah Carey And Her Legs

May 31st, 2006 // 12 Comments

Mariah Carey is the proud owner of “Gillette’s Legs Of A Goddess.” Is anyone else slightly disturbed by these photos? Mariah posing with a 16-foot tall likeness of her legs, is just too much for me to take in. Where is the top half of Mariah’s likeness? Oh, that’s right, I forgot about next weeks unveiling of “Wonderbra’s Knockers Of A Goddess.”

While you ponder the photos, you have to know that she’s doing this for a reason. It’s all about the promo for her upcoming dramatically named tour.

Mariah Carey will hit the road for the first time in more than three years this summer on the ‘Adventures of Mimi: The Voice, The Hits, The Tour’ arena outing. Dates get underway Aug. 5 in Miami and are on tap through Oct. 10 in Phoenix. Sean Paul will open the majority of the tour`s first portion, with other openers to be announced.

More photos of Mariah Carey and her legs, plus her tour dates, after the jump.

Mariah Carey`s US tour dates [Monsters and Critics]


Aug. 5: Miami (American Airlines Arena)

Aug. 7: Tampa, Fla. (St. Pete Times Forum)

Aug. 9: Atlanta (Philips Arena)

Aug. 11: Philadelphia (Wachovia Center)

Aug. 13: Toronto (Air Canada Centre)

Aug. 15: Montreal (Bell Centre)

Aug. 17: Atlantic City, N.J. (Trump Taj Mahal)

Aug. 21: Boston (TD Banknorth Garden)

Aug. 23: New York (Madison Square Garden)

Aug. 25: Uncasville, Conn. (Mohegan Sun)

Aug. 27: East Rutherford, N.J. (Continental Airlines Arena)

Aug. 29: New York (Madison Square Garden)

Sept. 1: Albany, N.Y. (Pepsi Arena)

Sept. 3: Hershey, Pa. (Giant Center)

Sept. 5: Verona, N.Y. (Turning Stone Event Center)

Sept. 7: Washington, D.C. (Verizon Center

Sept. 9: Auburn Hills, Mich. (Palace of Auburn Hills)

Sept. 11: Chicago (United Center)

Sept. 14: Houston (Toyota Center)

Sept. 16: Dallas (American Airlines Arena)

Sept. 18: Denver (Pepsi Center)

Sept. 21: Edmonton, Alberta (Rexall Place)

Sept. 23: Vancouver (GM Place)

Sept. 24: Seattle (Key Arena)

Sept. 27: Sacramento, Calif. (Arco Arena)

Sept. 30: Las Vegas (MGM Grand)

Oct. 2: Oakland, Calif. (Oakland Arena)

Oct. 4: San Diego (Sports Arena)

Oct. 6: Los Angeles (Staples Center)

Oct. 8: Anaheim, Calif. (Arrowhead Pond)

Oct. 10: Phoenix (US Airways Center)

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. She is so gross… I don’t care how good people think her legs are. Those legs belong to Mariah Carey so they CAN’T be good!!!

  2. tilajo

    I love it…1 post. Obviously, no one gives a crap about Mariah’s billion dollar legs, however, I am quite thankful. My legs look very similar to hers & I always considered them fat.
    Thank you Mariah for curing the cause of my inner pain & shame.

    Now where are my short-shorts & Frederick of Hollywood heels?

  3. maryanne29

    I wish with all that is sacred that this woman WOULD START ACTING HER AGE.

    She’s the Charo of the 21st century.

  4. Danger

    It so funny how hollywood can turn on you…Mariah was considered FAT then she loses 2 pounds and has a comeback and now she has BEAUTIFUL’t get me wrong I’m a Mariah fan but it’s just funny how they kick you when your down and LOVE you when you’re on about fairweather

  5. Small Fry

    She’s still fat and she still doesn’t dress her age.

  6. red

    i love mariah’s legs.

    sarah, tilajo….jealousy kills

  7. Mel

    I think that she looks great!!! She has very sexy legs. Wow there are a lot of jealous people out there. Tilajo… If your legs were as sexy you would not be wasting time on this website making fun of people that make more money than you will ever see in your life time.

  8. me

    Small Fry? No wonder you would make such a comment. Mariah is in no way small at all. She is a very stunning woman. You think very little of yourself to call yourself SMALLFRY. Stop insulting those who think big of themselves. Mariah fat? Most non-celeb’s are fatter than the celeb’s on a celeb’s fat day.

  9. mariah fan

    What in the hell is y’all problem? Mariah is not fat nor skinny. She’s fit. And anything that belongs to her is beautiful whether you think so or not. Her legs are beautiful, they’re not ugly. So you people need a reality check. Dumbasses

  10. csmo

    Mariah’s body figures are prone to fatness, she might probably got the perfect skin but she’s not beautiful her legs are just ordinary. there are hollywood stars possess more than she has.

  11. Lala

    Guys you forgot that she has the most perfect face of all time. her face is stunning mixed with transvestite and animal looks.

  12. Lala

    Guys you forgot that she has the most perfect face of all time. her face is stunning mixed with transvestite and animal looks.

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