Mariah Doesn’t Want To Bless Us With A Baby Mimi

Mariah Carey told reporters that even though she is approaching the big 4-0 this year, she has no desire to have any children.

Aside from claiming that she couldn’t ‘properly educate a child right now,’ Mariah also said that the process of having a baby would cause her to feel ‘violated… I know that’s a kind of weird thing to say, but that’s how I am.’

I kind of understand the violated part. 8 pound bundles of joy popping out of your va-jay-jay does not sound like an enjoyable feat to any woman.

‘For now I enjoy my dog Jack’s company. It’s definitely because of childhood traumatic stuff. The whole not wanting to have a baby as a baby,’ she said.


40 Years Old = Not a Baby

But feel free to pass on the procreating, Mariah. The world can only handle one set of pipes like yours.