Mariah Carey Taking The ‘Diva’ Label To New Heights Of Ridiculousness

April 4th, 2008 // 14 Comments

Mariah Carey’s about to have her chunky ass thrown out of Britain. She’s in London, promoting her “Touch My Body” single and obviously in some sort of competition with Jennifer Lopez for “Biggest Diva Asshole.” The demands she’s making are CRACKERS. I’ve assembled a handy dandy list for our beloved SL readers because I want to get all of this mess in! Enjoy!

She’s booked all of the luxury suites at Claridge’s hotel and demanded that one of them be turned into a $20,000 gym for her ass to use.

She wants to be constantly supplied with olives and nuts, because that’s all she’s eating right now. This is probably how she’s somehow managing to fit into those tube dresses.

She required an almost $100,000 antique table be flown over from NYC for her to sign cds at a signing promotion at Claridge’s on Tuesday. Well, she’s not going to sign on a card table. She’s Mariah, lamb!

At this signing, she sat on a “throne” worth about $2,000 and was surrounded by “butterflies” (I’m calling PETA) and cream roses. And I’m sure plenty of vaseline on lenses.

Mariah got her swerve on at a restaurant called San Lorenzo until the break of dawn yesterday morning. She then cancelled a morning show interview the next day at the last minute, claiming “she’s not a morning person.” HAH! She probably didn’t get the right music box in her hotel room, and refused to come out.

Mariah demanded that she always be supplied with straws, because she will only sip her fruit juice through a straw. Which you know someone holds for her. Someone probably wipes her ass for her, too. The sick bitch. The straws are probably also for getting oxygen in because you know it’s hard to breathe in some of those outfits.

She also reportedly wanted to control the content of all her interviews. “She wants complete control over all her radio and TV interviews and demanded they were pre-recorded so she can cut out the bits she doesn’t like,” a source says.

I don’t know about you but I’m exhausted. That’s a lot of diva.

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By J. Harvey
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  1. tina

    what a CRAZY! Waste of perfectly good money!

  2. Elaine Benes

    This self-rightious cow also has someone to keep filling her juice glass after a sip because she hates it when the glass is not full. She has hotels change the lightbulbs to pink lightbulbs…I could go on but she pisses me of so much I’m ready for a beer. It’s not even 9am. Bitch.

  3. Cyn

    wow, I’m tired from reading all that crazy shit.
    er ego needs to come back to earth. What a bitch!

  4. Vanilla Cokehead

    So, Mariah, do you want fries with that too? Wait, those would make you look fat.

    We all know that the term ‘diva’ is the entertainment press’ euphemism for the word ‘bitch’.

  5. Loob

    But J.Harv, apparently they weren’t butterflies they were “butterflies”. Bitch came up with a new sick euphemism, eh.
    I think it means naked dudes that stand there ready to tickle her with feathers on command.

  6. Codzilla

    Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a fraggle?

  7. rocklighting

    Codzilla said:
    Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a fraggle?

    OMG, that was so funny soda shot out of my nose!!
    Thank you! I needed that today!!

  8. B.SophiaLoren

    For some sick reason, I think this is alright. She’s rich, she’s arrogant, she doesn’t eat in public & has a fan person, a straw-holder, and someone to tell her she looks pretty every so often.
    A LOT of celebs are like this, and then there are some that pretend theyr’e not like this soley so they can appear to be better than the celebs like this. Get it MIMi! I wouldn’t want to be servicing her, but I say she’s employed a lot of people who don’t mind getting paid to cater to her whims, so why should we?

  9. TML

    Mariah Carey is amazing!! She’s probably one of the hardest working celebrities out there. She deserves to be a diva if she wants! Bitches….

  10. B.diddy

    MIMI is a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!!!!!!!!

  11. Mo

    Someone needs to teach her a lesson that people can’t always get what they want. These type of people people can’t wait to see them fall on their faces or just wait to mess up. Something will come around and bitch slap her. I would not be suprised if she is a total bitch and says or does something to a supposed”manager or a someone that picks up after her and she does something that is court worthy and sue her ass for all she’s worth. She’s one of those people that can’t get over herself and thinks she “all that”. I would make her sit on a regular fucking chair, the hotel should not have to accommodate and make a “special room” for her to work out in. If I was the hotel I would tell her there is the workout room the hotel provides and she can work out there or not. That’s total bullshit to have all those ridiculous requests!! It will be nice to see with our new president hopefully Obama that she will be taxed to the HILT!!

  12. Jeff

    This bitch has no right to do that to anyone, much less does anyone else…

    “Mariah Carey is amazing!! She’s probably one of the hardest working celebrities out there. She deserves to be a diva if she wants! Bitches….”
    TML, you need to get a grip on life. This is the reason America gets laughed at all the time, if this shit happened in China they would tell her to gtfo. We live like arrogant pigs, and it is a shame for those few hard-working Americans because the rest of the world thinks we are shit, and probably because we act like this

  13. Vindication

    April 4, 2008 12:54 PM
    Codzilla says:
    Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a fraggle?

    _____________________

    I was going to say “fat cow”, but fraggle works, LOL!! Sounds like she needs a good hard taco kick.

  14. niki

    she’s a FUCKING ASSHOLE

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