Mariah Carey Just Beat Elvis

April 2nd, 2008 // 3 Comments

Mariah wants you to purchase her new album E=MC2, featuring her new single, “Touch My Body,” but would prefer if you would refrain from actually attempting to touch her body. These tiny clothes are expensive! Keep your grubby hands off, fans, lest she be forced to bludgeon you with a giant vial of her perfume!

But I guess all of that work she does, squeezing into her multitude of tiny half-jackets has paid off, because “Touch My Body” has reached number one, making it Mariah’s 18th number one single in her career–the most held be any individual in the rock era. The woman just beat out Elvis, the previous holder of that record and doesn’t seem to be showing any signs of slowing down.

I’m a little nervous for her in these pictures, where she’s wearing an outfit that has way too many zippers on it, including one that appears to run the full length of her mini-skirt. I’m wondering why she didn’t just rename the single, “See My Body,” as I think that’s what she’s really hoping people will do.

OMG, I just realized she owns what almost looks like this same exact jacket in pink. I think I’m in love.


12 more photos of Mariah Carey arriving at Selfridges in London are after the jump.

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By Lisa Timmons

  1. jbonz

    Well duh! She’s been around about twice as long as Elvis. Just goes to show what a person can accomplish in her “golden years”. Go Granny go!

  2. Zekers

    I wonder if she dresses like this when she isn’t in the public eye? She always looks like she is wearing her little hooker sister’s clothes…Big lady in tiny clothes=wrong.

  3. matt

    dont yall be hatin she looks twice as good as these women that are younger than her and i dont see why people always have to down other people when they do something RIGHT this what is wrong with our world today.
    (Mariah is still the best singer in the history of the music industry and it shows with the respect she gets from her fans and her peers )

    so how bout jbonz and zekers can go gnaw on a log

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