Mariah Debuts Her ‘Oh Santa’ Video

Mariah Carey has unveiled her song “Oh Santa” from her second holiday album. Here’s what you will think:

  • If Outkast’s ‘Hey Ya’ was about Christmas, this is what it would be
  • That pregnancy is pretty obvious in the red & white frock
  • How much airbrushing did they do on her face?
  • Mariah believes in a white Santa
  • Must she make dolphin noises in all of her songs?

If you have any additional thoughts about this atrocity – which you can view after the jump, please let me know in the comments!