Maniac Doesn’t Want To Sit Near Posh


She might learn a thing or two. Maybe she was embarrassed because she looks a fright, and Posh is always put together. In an intergalactic prostitute sorta way, but still – put together. Britney was to be seated at the Chateau Marmont this past Tuesday and the only table available was next to Victoria. Brit wasn’t having it.

“Britney Spears turned up at the Chateau and the only table available was the one next to Posh,” laughs the snitch.

“But Britney didn’t want to sit next to her, so she and her friend stormed off to Il Sole instead.”

Jealous bitch! You should have sat WITH her and let her talk you down. Ugh. Posh is apparently creating her own drama. The Chateau Marmont is famous for being a place where celebs can go and chill in peace. This is being disturbed because the staff thinks Vicky is calling the photogs every time she goes there for a green bean and ice water with lemon. They’re said to loathe her ass, but “they like David [Beckham, her husband], though”. Well, yeah. He has washboard abs. People with washboard abs can murder nuns and the general public would still be like “I’ll get this round”.