Maniac Doesn’t Want To Sit Near Posh

August 2nd, 2007 // 12 Comments


She might learn a thing or two. Maybe she was embarrassed because she looks a fright, and Posh is always put together. In an intergalactic prostitute sorta way, but still – put together. Britney was to be seated at the Chateau Marmont this past Tuesday and the only table available was next to Victoria. Brit wasn’t having it.

“Britney Spears turned up at the Chateau and the only table available was the one next to Posh,” laughs the snitch.

“But Britney didn’t want to sit next to her, so she and her friend stormed off to Il Sole instead.”

Jealous bitch! You should have sat WITH her and let her talk you down. Ugh. Posh is apparently creating her own drama. The Chateau Marmont is famous for being a place where celebs can go and chill in peace. This is being disturbed because the staff thinks Vicky is calling the photogs every time she goes there for a green bean and ice water with lemon. They’re said to loathe her ass, but “they like David [Beckham, her husband], though”. Well, yeah. He has washboard abs. People with washboard abs can murder nuns and the general public would still be like “I’ll get this round”.

By J. Harvey

  1. ;o

    It must really hurt when out of everyone that doesnt want to sit next to you, its Britney Spears.

  2. hazel

    Posh was probably relieved she didn’t have to sit next to her…

    nothing would ruin a nice day out than having to sit next to Animal

  3. devil

    Posh really dodged a bullet there. She didn’t have to look at Britney’s fat, pimply face or smell her unwashed…uh, body parts.

    Britney would look even more like a stinky cow next to Posh, which is the real reason Brit retreated.

  4. Feistyminxx

    Aaaah poor Brit must have remembered Posh’s comment about the awful celebs who are running around without any knickers on. Either that or she realized now that the paps are there, they would get pictures with her next to Posh who is literally half her size.

  5. juju

    Of course Britney doesn’t want to sit next to Posh. She would look like the hillbilly she is. Posh has class and she dresses like a million dollars. Britney could be wearing a million dollar dress and still manage to look like a piece of shit.

  6. HI HO...

    Feistyminxx said:

    Hold on, there…

    Posh nearly had a Britney moment; luckily, and I do mean luckily, Becks was there to catch the pie.

    And couple that with being around another mother who, like Britney, has help with the children, a personal assistant to take care of the incidentals, and former glory as a pop star, looking galaxies away from her trailer trash ass, despite being, what, 10 years older than Britney?

    And the fact that Posh married better, seemingly has a monopoly over Becks’ swimmers and…

  7. Loyal Reader

    Brit Brit should’ve sat down. Perhaps Posh would’ve talked some sense into Brit.

  8. me

    funny how the other story is saying posh didn’t want to sit next to britney they need to get the story straight

  9. erw – Whateva!

  10. eeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    – Whateva!

  11. Actually I read it to be the other way around (and posted it at CC). That Brit sat next to Posh and Posh stood up and walked away.

  12. hmweis1

    Is Britney still allowed to go to these places? Don’t they have some sort of dress code? She’d look more at home sitting at the tables outside Dairy Queen.

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