Mandy Moore Cutting Up Zach Braff

June 21st, 2007 // 18 Comments


Mandy Moore is still smarting from having to date Zach Braff, who despite his sensitive “Garden State” image, sounds like a real asshole. “Radar” did a piece about him recently describing how he drew up a list of actressess he intended to bang once “Garden State” got big and how he hits on girls in NYC bars (where he’s a pussyhound fixture) by commenting on their tits. Charming. Mandy was with this prick? Apparently so, because she wrote a song about his ass.

Artist and actress Mandy Moore is fighting back against the famous guys who took advantage of her. Music insiders told Page Six the song “Looking Forward to Looking Back” on her “Wild Hope” album is about her “toxic” ex-boyfriend, Zach Braff. “There are references to his Hollywood Hills home in the song,” said one tipster. “We all assume it was about Zach, he was such a cheater.” Moore debuts her album at a private live performance at Stereo tonight. Reps for Braff did not return calls.

Good for her. Enough with the sweet, kick him in the balls! As for Braff, that “Radar” story also mentioned that he uses a plastic surgeon friend of his on the bar scene to line up women who are “nines and tens” for him so he can wow them with his celebrity so he can stick it in. And he hangs out in dogruns to meet women. Which is the oldest trick in the book. It’s like when I hang out at Barnes & Noble or Home(o) Depot to meet men. You didn’t know that? Yeah – hotbeds of gay.


By J. Harvey

  1. T-bone

    Perhaps someone should remind him that he looks like John Ritter. f-ing scrub.

  2. Zekers

    HaHaHaHaHeeHeeHaHaHaHa! Good one!

  3. Darth Paul

    Mandy’s my girl. John Ritter actually looked better than Braff, at least back in the very early 80s.

  4. roy

    I always knew he was a douchebag!!!!!

  5. Fifi

    After John Mayer, dumbass poser bitch Braff is the biggest DOUCHE BAG of all times… i hate this ugly son of a bitch. Oh and John Ritter was handsome and funny, love your comments T-Bone but I don’t agree with this one. FUCKING Braff, he is probably compensating for his short comings.

  6. T-bone

    While I agree that John Ritter was funny, I never found him particularly handsome – may he rest in peace ;) I’m simply saying that sleeping with Zach Braff would be like sleeping with John Ritter, and let’s face it — that’s not a good thing.

  7. Fifi

    Ok ok, i’ll give you that, maybe i was overselling it with “handsome” but his humor helped :) Braff looks like a vulture, i hate his face… Mandy could do sooo much better. Sleeping with Braff is SOOO not a good thing.

  8. T-bone

    Yeah, shopping with John Ritter — great, laughing at a bar with John Ritter, while throwing back tequila shots -fantastic. Making sweet love to John Ritter, while he whispers sweet nothings in your ear — disgusting.

  9. Eww, eww, eww. Don’t worry, he’ll become a nobody again soon enough, and with a mug like that, he won’t get any tail at all.

  10. Elaine

    You are fantastic Fifi, “I hate his face.” Personally, I don’t think there is anything surprising about Zach Braff’s wacky antics. He sounds like every one of those douchebag, bar-creeping guys that I’ve ever met. I would have a very lucrative enterprise if I was given a dollar every time I was told I “have great boobs” at a bar. Guys like him are incredibly annoying, but the girls who actually go home with them are much worse. The day I bed one of these tools will be the day I learn what a samurai sword to the stomach feels like when I perform hari-kari.

    However, when all is said and done, I can’t tear him up for making a list of weiner-worthy wenches. If I were a celebrity, I’d also have a list of public figures with whom I’d like to get nasty. I mean, I already have a top 5 but if I actually had a place in the celebrity world, I’d have to add at least 20 dudes. Topping the list would have to be Princes William and Harry. After the interview, I can’t get their super deep, english accented voices out of my head…mmmmm.

    How about you guys? Who would be your number one conquest?

  11. Fifi

    Yeah I hear you Elaine but to actually find out that someone famous is cruising the bar being one of those douche bags, especially Braff over here.. YUCK!

    Oh and Prince Harry is just so damn cute, i can’t get over it… top of the list for me right now would be Josh Duhamel (sp), he seems a bit ditsy, but REALLY HOT!

  12. Stinky Minky

    Ha ha!!! J. Harvey, really?! Barnes & Noble?! That proves it… I’m a gay man in a woman’s body!

  13. Zach Braff Father

    Woman who date jerks are jerks themselves.

  14. Ignacia

    I’m disappointed…. I really liked Zach and thought he was cute, in a dorky sort of way. Turns out hes just another gross horn-dog jerk

  15. david10006

    he always came across to me as a weasel-like little bastard,playing the sweet/sensitive card to win chicks over while just trying to get in their pants.kinda like John Mayer and that skinny turd from maroon 5. i’m glad Mandy was smart enough to dump his wussy ass, she deserves and can get a lot better. as for Braff?..well maybe lindsay or paris need a boyfriend for a few hours.

  16. bahahahah fifi i thought the same exact f’n thing about john mayer and braff

    omfg that is so funny

  17. DaveMan

    I can’t believe these celeb fools. They get with someone like Mandy who is is gorgeous, classy and rarest of all (in that combination) a real sweetie and then they throw it away? Are they brain dead or stupid?

  18. Kiky

    What a douche… It’s alright. Everyone gets what’s coming to them in their own time. Soon, he’ll be a nobody again, begging for work. >_> Good luck getting any with a mug like that.

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