Adorable fake-named danger-thwarter Bear Grylls has just finished filming the fifth season of Man Vs. Wild and unburdened himself to PopEater about his upcoming antics.
Apparently Zac Efron is so big a fan that he asked to be on an episode (a la Will Ferrell). Okay. Does he know that he isn’t allowed to bring lipgloss with him? I guess that excludes me from the show as well, huh?
Forget about all that and look at these deliciously awkward pictures of Bear at random events. Is it weird that I prefer him dirty? Once clean and amongst the hoi polloi, he loses some of that gruff sexiness that I find so enticing (though not enticing enough to actually watch his show; do I really need to see anyone drink their own pee?). Take a moment to discuss.