Man Vs. Dog Eating Competition Proves Man Is A Total Loser, All Eating Aside

Oh heavens. I love when dumb people are pitted against animals who don’t know any better. Also, I feel bad for the dog in this video because he has to eat spaghetti and Sour Patch Kids and carrots and all kinds of shit that a dog shouldn’t be eating.

And I hope as a result of this video, the man spent the next day on the toilet. People are so dumb. I’m sure PETA will be up in arms about this soon…

Watch the video after the jump!