Magazines That Aren’t Needed

April 26th, 2005 // 16 Comments

Men’s Vogue. Why? It’s being positioned as a men’s Vanity Fair. Do gay men and meterosexuals need another magazine? Everyday With Rachael Ray. Double why? Can we say boring.

[photo via FHM]

UPDATE: Thanks to all my guest editors for catching my ‘.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. coco

    you mean “MAGAZINES that aren’t needed”,not “MAGAZINE’S”

  2. Jenn

    Rachel Ray makes me want to vomit.

  3. pickles

    Woah…I’ve only seen Racheal Ray on her cooking show. With clothes on. WTH?

  4. Not only are images such as this one totally unnecessary, they fail to promote any sense of progression whatsoever. Plunge us into the dark past Men’s Vogue! Plunge us now! Gag me with a fucking magazine.

  5. VivaPliner

    That is soooo much her head stuck on someone else’s body.

  6. mso

    thanks coco! If you hadn’t posted the spelling comment I would have… I try not to be the anal person with a grammar and spelling fixation, but I can’t help it. And the “‘s” where they don’t belong are especially irksome… and English isn’t even my first language.

  7. Bethany

    Miu…
    if you need an editor, I would be glad to help. I’m just lounging around my house in the Midwest with my three-week-old doing the occasional load of laundry, so I would have time to check your grammar. I know you’re smarter than the plethora of inappropriate apostrophes that have been appearing as of late. If not, please grab a copy of “Eats Shoots and Leaves.”

  8. josh fenderman

    The look on Rachel Rays face is priceless as if she knows she just jumped the shark on her career. Too much self esteem rachel!

    whats next……
    Wait don’t tell me, rachel acts too right?…….

    spare me!

  9. Wait a minute. I thought GQ was supposed to be “Men’s Vogue”. And CondeNast also has “Cargo”, which is kind of like GQ, but more for tech gadgets and cars.

    I simply can’t understand the reasoning behind “Men’s Vogue”. I mean, GQ is men’s fashions. What’re they going to reposition GQ as? “The Men’s Guide to Sex and Beer”?

  10. so many magazines to avoid, so little time …

  11. Steve

    Man, some of you ladies I swear….
    Put a picture of a greased up semi-homosexual beefcake up and it’s all oohs and ahhs, put this up and it “fails to promote and sense of prgression.”

    Make up your minds.
    for the record. mmmmmm That’s hot.

  12. Brooklyn Holliday

    I am sorry but that is:
    A) her face on someone else’s body and/or
    B) a horribly Photoshopped photo, not the her left calf, all squiggly and mishapped (a little shaving off?)

  13. Brooklyn Holliday

    I am sorry but that is:
    A) her face on someone else’s body and/or
    B) a horribly Photoshopped photo, note the her left calf, all squiggly and mishapped (a little shaving off?)

  14. Are you blind, Steve? If someone is gorgeous they’re gorgeous. If someone is scantily clad, smiling like Suzy Homemaker while removing a turkey from the oven looking like…well, you get my point.

  15. Jessica

    Ugh… that picture. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

  16. TheAznLvr

    cmon guys Rachaej Ray is hot i get FHM and its a great magazine no one complained when there was FHM:For Her Magazine remember?
    but antway she can cook for me anytime!!!!

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