Madonna’s New Kid Might Not Have Kept That Meeting With His Pop


Sources are saying that the reunion between Madonna’s adopted son David and his dads, Yohane Banda, might not have taken place last week in Malawi. There’s reports that Madonna called it off . Why not? She’s busy! HE PUT THE KID IN AN ORPHANAGE. It’s not like you gave the cashier a twenty and she gave you change back for a ten! That’s easy to get back!

A source at the orphanage tells PEOPLE that “[Banda] was told he would spend some time with his son,” but the meeting was canceled.

Banda, an onion and tomato farmer, left the border district of Mchinji early Saturday expecting to reunite with David. But it was not to be. “They had reached the town of Namitete when the executive director got a call from Madonna’s people telling her that the meeting had been called off,” said the source. “They were not given reasons.”

More details on the meeting that never happened are after the jump.

Although several British tabloids have reported that the father-and-son reunion took place Tuesday, orphanage sources say the peasant farmer had been waiting for the meeting. Madonna’s rep, Liz Rosenberg, says she did not know whether the reunion took place.

The reason was that she probably had to deal with her pissy husband, who’s been acting up lately. She had to go all “Dita” on him and smack his ass around with whip. I’m sure she shielded the kids’ eyes first. And seriously? Not a lot of sympathy – he put his kid in the Orphan Annie place! For all he knew, the Malawian version of Carol Burnett was going to be smacking his ass around!

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