Madonna Will Have Her A-Rod For Christmas

When the news broke that Madonna was going to spend Christmas with Guy Ritchie a collective thought reverberated through the masses: Oh to be a fly on that wall.

As it turns out, Madonna will most likely be splitting the scene after the present-opening–she’s flying Alex Rodriguez out to England for Christmas and setting him up in a swank hotel. Jeez, these two besties love to spend the holidays together.

But, of course, that’s just how good friends are. Madonna and A-Rod
will watch some British soaps, muse about their children, giggle over
the articles in the Mirror and go to sleep in separate beds.

We can expect an irate response from ex Cynthia in about 2.5 hours about the validity of the above story. Countdown time!