Madonna Wants To Buy The Kids, Thinks She’s Spiritual Leader

To keep her future ex-husband Guy Ritchie from engaging in a court battle over custody over children Lourdes, Rocco and David Banda, Madonna is offering to pay over $8 million in addition to the lump sum he’s already set to receive in the divorce.

According to a source that talked to the Daily Mail, “Basically she is offering a cash incentive to him to encourage an amicable out-of-court agreement over the children.” Madonna wants guy to see the kids, the spy dished, but “on her terms.”

In addition, it seems the final straw for Guy came during a discussion in which Madonna complained to her husband about how she was being ridiculed in the media for her kabbalah beliefs. He told her, “Listen love, you’re just a singer.” To that, Madonna retorted, “Listen baby, I’m bigger than Jesus.”

Who wouldn’t want to stay married to that?

Check out all the photos of Madonna and Guy Ritchie in the gallery.


To keep her future ex-husband Guy Ritchie from engaging in a court battle over custody over children Lourdes, Rocco and David Banda, Madonna is offering to pay over $8 million in addition to the lump sum he’s already set to receive in the divorce.

According to a source that talked to the Daily Mail,
“Basically she is offering a cash incentive to him to encourage an
amicable out-of-court agreement over the children.” Madonna wants guy
to see the kids, the spy dished, but “on her terms.”

In addition, it seems the final straw for Guy came during a discussion
in which Madonna complained to her husband about how she was being
ridiculed in the media for her kabbalah beliefs. He told her, “Listen
love, you’re just a singer.” To that, Madonna retorted, “Listen baby, I’m bigger than Jesus.”

Who wouldn’t want to stay married to that?