Madonna Too Decrepit To Read Tabloids

August 2nd, 2008 // 1 Comment

Madonna needs a multivitamin, 24 hours of sleep in Michael Jackson‘s oxygen chamber, and a prayer circle said over her. Damn. Lourdes looks like she pulled this bitch out of the dumpster to take home to her real family as part of her Confirmation community service project. They’re pictured here at the Kabbalah Centre.

Madonna, who is currently engaged in her usual cycle of using scandal to sell tour tickets, is reportedly avoiding reading about how she ruined A-Rod‘s marriage and is about three tick-tocks from having her security forces remove Guy from her life.

“I know for a fact [that] they don’t read anything,” Guy Ritchie dawg and actor Vinnie Jones says “No one’s getting at them.”

The actor says that Madge and Guy “seem very close. That’s why all of this crap that goes about just amazes me.”

What amazes me is how Madonna can go around looking like that. I’m looking for a trail of grave dirt behind her and the remnants of a busted open coffin. Jesus Christ, where’s my crucifix?

Click on any image in the gallery for more photos of Madonna and Lourdes!


Madonna needs a multivitamin, 24 hours of sleep in Michael Jackson‘s oxygen chamber, and a prayer circle said over her. Damn. Lourdes
looks like she pulled this bitch out of the dumpster to take home to
her real family as part of her Confirmation community service project.
They’re pictured here at the Kabbalah Centre.Madonna, who is currently engaged in her usual cycle of using scandal to sell tour tickets, is reportedly avoiding reading about how she ruined A-Rod‘s marriage and is about three tick-tocks from having her security forces remove Guy from her life.”I know for a fact [that] they don’t read anything,” Guy Ritchie dawg and actor Vinnie Jones says “No one’s getting at them.”
The actor says that Madge and Guy “seem very close. That’s why all of this crap that goes about just amazes me.”What amazes me is how Madonna can go around looking like that. I’m looking for a trail of grave dirt behind her and the remnants of a busted open coffin. Jesus Christ, where’s my crucifix?Click on any image in the gallery for more photos of Madonna and Lourdes!

By J. Harvey
  1. elvagreen

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