Madonna: Pics That She Didn’t Use For A Reason

January 19th, 2009 // 43 Comments

Here’s the steadily more terrifying Madonna in some extra pics from the photoshoots for her Hard Candy album. Ordinarily you would say “you need to fire your stylist. That queen has got your boobies bandaged and white tights over a thong that is too big for you. Something is wrong here. He was art directing your shoot from a k-hole.” But the truth is, she probably set this up herself. She’s been photographed every which way, and she still desperately wants to be edgy and it results in some serious ugly.

She should keep sticking the young models in the shots with her. They provide a nice distraction from all the misguided elderly stuff.

Click any photo to view all 25+ photos of Madonna in the gallery!


Here’s the steadily more terrifying Madonna in some extra pics from the photoshoots for her Hard Candy
album. Ordinarily you would say “you need to fire your stylist. That
queen has got your boobies bandaged and white tights over a thong that
is too big for you. Something is wrong here. He was art directing your
shoot from a k-hole.” But the truth is, she probably set this up
herself. She’s been photographed every which way, and she still
desperately wants to be edgy and it results in some serious ugly.

She should keep sticking the young models in the shots with her. They provide a nice distraction from all the misguided elderly stuff.Check out all 25+ photos of Madonna in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
  1. andy

    WOW..uglyyyyyy…and most are PRE-photoshop too! You can even see the face-lifts scars!
    ..but still better than most 50 y/o

  2. Jennifer

    She needs to quit already. She is such a has been.

  3. napoleon

    she is the better its so cool and pretty but she is is not perfect womand

  4. daniel

    HOT… of course the clothes aren’t the best but that body is really HOT!

  5. Joe Mahma

    It’s official: Madonna is old.

  6. Holly

    Let’s see what you all look like when you’re 50.

  7. Rachel

    “She looks great for 50″ and blah blah blah, yes she is in great shape for her age but she would look so much better if she stopped trying to be 20 and started dressing her age. Plus all that plastic surgery is only making her look worse and doing more damage in the long run.

  8. mary

    I must say I’m surprised, I mean these photos are pre photoshop and her skin and body look really beautiful… of course there are some wrinkles and the tight clohtes make her hips not look good but even then she looks pretty…

  9. Heke

    All of you who are so hateful to women and people who are older:

    Post your pictures and let’s see how awful you look half of her age first!

    Those only who won’t get older should stand up and throw the first stone! Otherwise just shut the fuck up! Don’t tell me not to like someone, listen to her music, watch her shows because she is 50 yrs old! Big fucking deal! Arrogant assholes!

  10. arin

    she look great at 50….

  11. BogusMadonna50

    She looks stupid.

    But the bigger irony is, she just bitched-out the paparazzi for “freaking out” her kids!

  12. sammyboo

    eww!
    I really do not wany to see her vag.

  13. IW

    I actually love to see her not look perfectly retouched. No one in the entertainment industry looks like their photos in real life.

    In these photos Madonna looks like she works hard for her body, and she does.

    Good Work Madonna.

  14. MadonnaHater

    Someone up above wrote, “I mean these photos are pre photoshop and her skin and body look really beautiful.”

    And what set of photos are you looking at again? The shots I see are of a washed-up, unattractive, 50 year old pop singer desperately trying to look cool and sexy but failing miserably.

    I am still in my 30s, and I do NOT want to look like Madonna when I reach age 50.

    To Heke who said, “Post your pictures and let’s see how awful you look half of her age first! ”

    I don’t have to, and that’s the point: Madonna is a public figure; she chose to be famous and to base her career on her face and body. I chose a career where I just show up to an office every day.

    You Madonna fans can’t have your cake and eat it too- if you don’t want people slamming her for what she looks like, then stop bragging about her looks, saying how beautiful she is, or how good she looks for age “X.”

  15. Mike

    O.K., listen up douchebags. The name of the album was “Hard Candy”, these are gorgeous “Hard Candy” photos. Do you get it yet morons? It’s called self-awareness. Madonna is conveying the image of a hardened and sexual 50 year old woman. Do we understand what the mission of the photoshoot was morons???

    Gorgeous photos, I actually hate this snarky asshole website, but thank you for these amazing photos nonetheless.

    Madonna’s work continues to make other artist’s work look as horrible as it is. Bravo Madonna!

  16. Kaiser

    If you think these pictures are “gorgeous”, then you quite likely consider a bucket of squashed cockroaches being the epitome of perfection.

  17. boy

    she looks so damn hot.my god.and its without photoshot right??damn perfect.imagine shitney without photoshot??lol scary.madonna looks damn fine

  18. jonas

    what a body my god.

  19. Nicole

    Love it! She is an inspiration to us all.

    You may not like her personal style – and that is okay – BECAUSE IT IS HER STYLE.

    let Madonna be Madonna and you be you. In any case, she takes great care of herself and if that cannot be respected – well, then you are pathetic.

  20. NONNY HENNY

    she looks stunning. I admire her ability to push herself exercising, which keeps her looking hot and sizzling for her age. Love her.

  21. Alexa

    Stunning and gorgeous! I second what Heke and Mike had to say.

  22. Rachel

    SHE’S 50 AND PARADING AROUND IN A THONG!

    Every part of that last sentence was wrong to some degree. Let’s drop the “does she or does she not look good for her age” debate and focus on the fact that she’s walking around looking like a hooker working her corner. That’s the only reason someone her age would be “dressed” like that anyway.

    Style or otherwise it’s time for her to discover what pants are and get a more age-appropriate style. Knowing Madonna though she’ll be 75 and still wearing that getup. I’m looking forward to the comments on that batch of photos.

  23. laura

    and so…what?? Madonna is beautiful.. even in this photos.

  24. Adam

    She looks great. These are leaked out-takes, remember.

    I love how the little people love feeling better about their insecure, insignificant little selves by ripping Madonna to pieces with such a charming mix of sexism and ageism. What a charming society we live in.

  25. Phionic

    What’s with all the ugly clothes she wears these days? Not just this photoshoot. First there was the disgusting beige bodysuit of the 4 Minutes video. Then she chose the most unflattering rags for her Hard Candy tour.

    She has great boobs. Yet she keeps shoving her bony crotch to the camera instead.

    So in her mind, fugly is the new black? Well it’s nice to see at least her fans being so accepting of such a concept :)

  26. kat

    With all the plastic surgery, excessive diet & exercise, she looks like an old hag trying to hang on to her youth.

  27. bday

    she looks damn great.wow

  28. watrfink

    she doesn’t look her age eh?? LMAO
    Put it away love, put some bloody clothes on before you catch your OAP death of old (sic cold) it’s not always the age, more the milage, boy she looks like shes been round the floor a bit. there loads of women who look better than her at 50, she should stop trying to dress like a 18 year old. she should reinvent her self with class, refinement and style not mutton dressed a lamb.

    to those above who think she looks great, so why when people discuss madonna they mention her age in the same sentence???

    how often do you hear a woman say ‘i wanna look pretty like madonna’ or a man say ‘madonna is so sexy, i want a woman who’s as pretty as her’. you don’t!

    she is making a joke of her self, such a shame

  29. kate

    wow I wanna have that body!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. mk

    Why are all the older people taking this personally? We’re talking about Madonna, not every 50 year old.

    I hate to break this to you but people don’t want to see their mothers vagina hanging out of g-strings. Most people on these blogs are younger and not 50 year olds.

    Yes she has a nice body (if you like the bony steroid look) and can obviously get much younger (and married w/children) men to pay attention to her but it’s time for her to retire her erotica act already!

  31. jay

    Madonna, you work-out 6 hours a day and weight 80lbs. We fucking get it already!!

    There is a REASON she looks better then most 50 year olds!!! She’s not a miracle by any means, people. She works out a hundred hours a day, has had extensive plastic surgery done (notice cheekbones?) and probably only eats bean sprouts. What’s the big praise for? Gosh, doesn’t take much to impress you folks!

  32. BRAD

    HA HA—25 YEARS LATER AND MADONNA STILL HAS THE ABILITY TO GET UNDER PEOPLE’S SKIN!!! MADONNA FOREVER!!!!

  33. taylor franklin smith

    What does all of this say to her daughter…she is teaching her daughter to not be happy with what will inevitably happen to her body as she ages. Her poor daughter….

  34. Justin

    Madonna keeps on doing her thing! Awesome. That body is in incredible shape. Major kudos to her. She is a perfect inspiration to stay fit. It’s amazing that she still riles people up like this. lol.

  35. Jimmy

    WoW!
    that body needs to be showed off!

    seriously,she looks great.
    I’m 23 and I’d love to date any girl that looks that fab!

  36. Navid

    HEY YOU MadonnaHater!!!

    Madonna’s career is not base on her body and face.
    If you can not understand her art, it’s better if you don’t type anything about it here.

    She’s pretty in these pictures but they are so much sexy.

  37. Gail

    I wonder how Marilyn Manson feels about her ripping off his “Medical Fetish” look?

  38. BORISS M

    Hello,

    I like these pictures…

    BTW In every shoot there are tons and tons of looks that might have worked on paper/conceptually, but in the end get dropped because they did not reflect the concept after all.

    As far as her looks go… the lighting and the too pale clothes washed her out…
    And as for her age… she looks amazing regardless of it …

    You just have to take her as a ‘new’ woman and not compare to her younger self.

    The plastic surgery just made her look like a younger version of herself… not JUST like her younger self… BUT if you take her as a “new” Madonna then you will she looks quite amazing and sexy… just not like her younger self…

    (Note to self: Bone structure…face…body changes with age… cannot expect to pull and in inject and fill and look like old self… only like someone with present bone structure would have looked when he/she were younger..)

    Xo

  39. lacy

    what is that above her eye? in the pic where she has satin in her mouth

  40. Marc M

    So Andy…could you point out the pic where you see these scars?? I see no scars…some of the angles arent great and you see a vein, but I really dont see anything wrong with this womans pix. I agree, the bitch looks Hot!!! I love you Madge….
    I cant believe how much energy is put into criticising Madonna, it really is sad. If all of you Madge haters would put that energy into some other positive thing in your life, you’d be amazed at what would happen, all that negativity has got to be showing up somewhere in your life, you cant spout that kind of hatred and not be affected. We Madge Lovers would just like to worship our Queen in peace….now F*** Off!

    Marc

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